Underground Tallbird ¬v¬

negative stuff under the cut

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whoops it’s day again. I never realised the day could start so early. or suddenly. now that may sound like a metaphor but I assure u it’s just because I’ve never looked out the window at 5.30am before.

make me choose

    ➥ asked: Mami Tomoe or Homura Akemi

misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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quietgames:

I’m not attracted to any of these white male characters: a novel about the loneliest fandom experiences of my life

skylordlysander:

skylordhorus:

no but how many skylord trainees do you think have fallen to their death through the random holes in the floor and and off the railing-less walkways on skyhold

like baako and probably vimes have just seen it happen countless times and it’s just ‘welp there goes another one’

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skylordhorus:

no but how many skylord trainees do you think have fallen to their death through the random holes in the floor and and off the railing-less walkways on skyhold

like baako and probably vimes have just seen it happen countless times and it’s just ‘welp there goes another one’

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

findyourlobster:

standardwhore:

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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you know what? this is ridiculous. it’s a song and is a popular joke and you need to get out with this bullshit. never gonna give you up may not be your cup of tea, but there’s no reason to make up shit about it.

god damn it.

princessskittybot:

in tomodachi life israphel just said “i hate it when people are late then dont apologize”

israphel